So apparently there's a hetalia_haiku lj community now or something? XD Anyways, in the midst of discussing that my friend <333 and I somehow got around to writing these, lol. I'm America & she's Good ol' Iggybrows, see if you can figure out who is who >;D. <3 (Hers are much better than mine <333 )


cheeseburger and fries
make a delicious breakfast
iggy agrees, right? 8Db

Greasy meat patties
They're heart attack on round buns
No I don't agree. >

sometimes i want to
squeeze your face and eat it up
like a cheeseburger. :3

D-Don't talk nonsense child!
I'm surely not blushing here
You cheeky pervert >///>

I learned from the best
About perverted things, Let
me demonstrate now =3=

S-Stop that idiot!
Can't you see we're in public!
Wait until we're home? D:<

Don't wanna wait, I
want to kiss your Iggybrows
and admire your blush <3

EEP! Not the eyebrows!
No, I did not just moan there
Not in denial please. >//////>

I'll shoot you a big
hero grin, cuz I know you
love every minute 8D <3

You egoist git
Stop pushing me on the wall!
Hey what are you-- MMPH! >///////<

~THE END